faggotunderthecorktree:

i can’t wait until summer so i never have to wear pants or get dressed or wake up early or do anything that involves being a properly functioning member of society

laugh-all-night:

Sometimes you’re like:

Other times you’re like:

Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here!!!

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.