chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING



I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)



mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

image

why this got notes i’ll never know




(Source: sexyyuglyy)









being a girl is really fucking expensive

(Source: drunktrophywife)







actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump)



We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright.
Ernest Hemingway 
(via seabois)




budgets:

i regret being born why did i do that

(Source: everything-shoujo)



afrogay:

worldfamousprofessor:

look down your shirt and spell attic

a titty i see

just one

i only see one

where did my other boob go